It's been COLD here for about two months.
By cold, I mean usually -30. For eight weeks.
-25 with no wind is, regrettably, considered an awesome day for being outside.
-45 is just mean, and keeps happening with the windchill. Over and over again.
It think we can all agree that temperatures beginning with "minus forty" should have "freakin'" crammed in the middle: example: minus forty-freakin'-five.
Here are a few truths I've discovered about the arctic cold temperatures:
